Appleton Estate 50 Year Old Jamaica Rum
The donkey ready fi di 50th anniversary.
Cho - u tink wi easi?
“All de dankey dem dress up. You si de cell phone in im back paket?”
A Canadian Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the Guyanese driver that because he was wearing his seat belt he had just won $5,000 in the Province safety competition.
‘What are you going to do with the money?’ asked the policeman
‘Well, I gonna get a driver’s license,’ he answered.
‘Oh, don’t listen to him,’ yelled the Trini woman in the passenger’s seat…’He’s a smart —- when he drunk.’
This woke up the Bajan guy in the back seat, who took one look at the cop and monaned, ‘I knew we was not gonna get far in dis thief -in car.’
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a Jamacian voice said in patois, ‘Yow!, I man mek it crass di barder yet?
The Canadian Higway Patrolman smiled and handed the $5,000 cheque to the driver, ‘I always loved the island talk, but I could never understand it. Have a nice day.
An old Italian gentleman lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant
his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man
wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my
tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.
I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy
to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where the bodies are buried.
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up
the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man
That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.
That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.